Oh, Starbucks. Why don’t you carry Tazo Honeybush? Your herbal tea selection is definitely lacking. All you’ve got is Calm (chamomile = gross), Passion, and Wild Sweet Orange. Come on, get hip to the Honeybush, Starbucks. It’s smooth and comforting with nice rich color and a hint of honey. Not too sweet and totally good for you to boot. Drinking it would take away my nervousness about the imposing dominance of your one-every-two-blocks locations.
59 Stars, with points taken for the embarrassment of having to say “honeybush” out loud.