Reviewed: Joe comments on my new haircut

Take 1: “You look like Jennifer Aniston.”
Take 2: “No, what I meant was, you look so much like Jennifer Aniston.”

So I said, say something besides, “I like it.” or “It looks nice.”

Take 3: “I like it because it looks like how it did before you left, but a little more scraggly on the ends.”

0 Stars. Come on, scraggly?!